#Mora saiyaan mose bole na coke studio movie#
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Last year, there was a lot of hulla-gulla on who gets to release his movie first. Sorry SSSK, looks like this interview won't work. Shah Rukh - Asin ke baare mein Kiran ko bataaun?ДЄamir - Gauri ke baare mein Karan ko bataaun? What say?ДЄamir (snarling a la his character in Ghajini) - Grrrr.ДЄamir (rolling up his sleeves and showing his bulging biceps) - Kyun, kya kar lega? Shah Rukh - Actually, if her character's name in the movie had been Asin instead of Kalpanaaa, your character's tattoos would have been a little less painful. Why don't you phone a 'friend'? Let's ask the one with the part-Sanskrit name.ДЄamir - Stop it, Shah Rukh! You're treading dangerous ground here. Shah Rukh - How? Kya aap paanchvi pass se tez hain? And Ghajini does not mean 'female elephant'. You know how elephants are supposed to have very good memory? Well, Aamir's movie is about a female elephant who suffers from short-term memory loss.ДЄamir - WHAT?! That's nonsense. Shah Rukh (nonchalantly) - Female elephant.ДЄamir - Female eleph. Salman - Actually I always found that title a little weird. Shah Rukh (leans forward and whispers) - Me. shall we move on to 'Rab ne bana di jodi'? Shah Rukh and Salman high-five each other, while Aamir sulks. Shah Rukh (delighted at Salman) - Duuude. Salman (grinning) - Seriously? Ha ha ha!ДЄamir (irritated) - Yeah. Her name is really supposed to be like that? 'A' from Sanskrit (meaning 'without') and 'Sin' from English, meaning 'without sin' meaning 'pure'?ДЄamir (sheepishly) - Yeah. Salman - Achha is it really true? I saw her interviews. someone's having sinful thoughts about a-sin, eh?

Shah Rukh (poking Aamir in the ribs) - Aha! Yeh baat hai. I'm telling you, Asin is the next big thing in Bollywood. You and the schoolgirls you pick every year. Have you seen how successful Deepika is? Sab meri wajah se.ДЄamir - Oh puh-leez. She's the number one Bollywood actress right now.ДЄamir - Haan. Salman - Oye! Don't talk nonsense about her. You don't put a musical instrument the size of King Kong right in front of her. Arre if you take Katrina in a movie, you show her. Aur kuchh nahin karna padega, aur picture hit ho jayegi.ДЄamir - Because Subhash Ghai is a dhakkan. SSSK - Salman, we will start with Yuvvraaj since it was the first to release.

The Khans sit sipping nimboo pani while SSSK starts the interview. The Khan (consult among one another and then say in chorus) - Nimboo pani, please. then I don't know what we're allowed to drink. Abbe tera wala kaun sa hai? I think I am allowed to drink what you don't endorse. SSSK - Before we start, would you like something? Coke? Pepsi?ДЄamir (to Salman) - Oh! Errr. We're actually very good friends.ДЄamir (inches away from Shah Rukh) - Yes yes, we're just friends. Shah Rukh - Actually, everyone thinks we're competitors and hence enemies. All of you had movies releasing this year, quite close to one another actually, and it's just so great to have the opportunity to interview you about them. It is such an honour to have all of you here. So Salman, Shah Rukh and Aamir were seated on a 3-seater couch while SSSK was on her purple beanbag with her notepad and pencil. So Sayesha Smitten Showbiz Kitten (SSSK) finally bagged the interview that no one else ever had. Happy new year, bewdas! May the madness never end! :) The important thing is to make a bigger deal of the happy stuff. Quoting something I wrote in a post long ago, something I tell myself over and over again - Everyone has problems.

If you're having a bad day, everyone seems evil.

But with practice and professionalism, it's possible.

It is not easy to have a friend report to you at work and still remain friends.

On some days, the IT guy at work can be your God.

What someone thinks of you is none of your business.

A Himesh Reshammiya movie doesn't kill you.

Sometimes the 'bhaad mein jao' (go to hell) attitude is the most effective.

There is no need to be extra-emotional.

It's possible to be 'home' and yet miss 'home'.

Life wouldn't be life without Bollywood.

If you constantly badger your faraway friends for a year, they will eventually give up and move to the east where you live.

There is only one way to get around office politics - be bloody good at your job.

It's human instinct for most people to dislike the boss even if they don't mean to.

#Mora saiyaan mose bole na coke studio Patch#

Contrary to popular belief, when friends have a fallout, whether they will attempt to patch things up depends not on what caused the fallout, but what they had before the fallout.

IDD calls are one of the most paisa-vasool uses of money.

(The not telling a soul bit is important.)

If you dream something impossible and work towards it without telling a soul, it may just come true.

So here's all the gyaan the Bhai has attained this year.